- Age / Gender:
- 22, Female
- A bankrupt Rocketland.
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"I am breathing shit air into my lungs, it is being absorbed into my bloodstream, I am literally, full of shit." - Nick, The Passing, Left 4 Dead 2.
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2012-01-10 14:45:47 by FrogOfDrakoja
(Warning: All links carry a risk of running NSFW, in a variety of ways. You have been given advance notice, so don't come crying to me when you see a penis or a dissection or something.)
Hello! This profile is made of delicious copypasta! Name's Gabrielle. I also go by Froggy, Gabi/Gabe/any variation thereof, the mun on fire, Tits McGee, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime. You should visit sometime.
I've been on NG since I was 13 (ah, those shameful, shameful days...), and was raised on the atrocities of 4chan. If I say anything offensive as a result, I apologize in advance, I'm used to a slightly more lax set of individuals who don't care if you curse up a storm and toss around slurs as pet names.
PFFFFT, I couldn't keep that up with a straight face. This is Newgrounds, slurs are practically terms of endearment here amongst you 13-year old anime-loving perverts.
Y'know, you'd think after Hussie posted [S]: Cascade and crashed this site there'd be a larger Homestuck community here...still. Hit me up via contact site if you give a shit.
Uh...so anyway. As for the rest of the "about me", I'm Gabrielle. I also go by Froggy, Gabi/Gabe/any variation thereof, the mun on fire, Tits McGee, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during springtime. You should visit sometime.
I'm 21, female, painfully or luckily single (I've yet to figure out which), paranoid as hell to the point it fucks with my sleep, of poor health and questionable mind, fond of hats and scarves, like most animals with few exceptions, as well as webcomics, the cartoons of my youth, books particularly of the young adult lit variety, browsing the internet, gaming (when I can afford it), a musical taste that is best described as 'serial killer' as it jumps from heavy metal to campy musical, too many fandoms to count, and casual roleplay. I also dabble in art and writing, it's mostly unfit for polite company, though.
Basically, I'm everything the internet warned you about and parodies in their shitty flashes on this site in one convenient package.
Things I don't like, among other things: stereotypical furries who make the rest of us look like zoophilic deviants, the state of the mental health system in the world today, being poor, Twilight/50 Shades of Gray or anything related to it, and spelling/grammar incompetence outside of occasions when English is not someone's first language or for parodic reasons. You're an adult, rutting write like one.
If you've read this far, congrats, you have more patience for my fuckery than anticipated. Taco Bell and funny cat images at my place?