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"I am breathing shit air into my lungs, it is being absorbed into my bloodstream, I am literally, full of shit." - Nick, The Passing, Left 4 Dead 2.

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Pseudo-Profile! (Quoted: "This is totally not the stupidest/best idea ever!")

1/10/12 by FrogOfDrakoja

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(Warning: All links carry a risk of running NSFW by my very nature, in a variety of ways. You have been given advance notice, so don't come crying to me when you see a penis or something.)

NOTE: -Ask- me if you want my PayPal / e-mail address. Savvy?

AIM: peridothorntail
Skype: froggy_horntail
Pottermore:NifflerFelicis25279 (Ravenclaw)
Steam: froggyhorntail
Chumhandle: everpresentWordsnatcher
Minecraft: Coming soon!

deviantArt: FroggyHorntail
FurAffinity: froggy-horntail

(NOTE: I am almost -NEVER- on these two accounts. Try my Tumblr!)

Tumblr: froggy-horntail
Tumblr RP Account: baublesandbrimstone
Nuzlocke: Froggy_Horntail
F-List (If you're into that kind of thing.): Peridot_Horntail
IMGUR (sometimes other art ends up here): FroggyHorntail

Soup! This profile is made of delicious copypasta! I tend to come here from the /co/ board of 4chan, although I've been on NG since I was 13 (ah, those shameful, shameful days...). If I say anything offensive as a result, I apologize in advance, I'm used to a slightly more lax set of individuals who don't care if you curse up a storm and toss around slurs as pet names.

PFFFFT, I couldn't keep that up with a straight face. This is Newgrounds, slurs are practically terms of endearment here amongst you 13-year old anime-loving perverts.

You'd think after Hussie posted [S]: Cascade and crashed this site there'd be a larger Homestuck community here. Still. Hit me up via contact site if you give a shit.

Uh...so anyway. As for the rest of the "about me", I'm 20, female, single (GENTLEMEN~ *Eridan Ampora eyebrow wiggle* wwait wwhats a hambeast and wwhy are you runnin awway), fond of neckwear and headgear, and a major Anglophile. I enjoy webcomics, cartoons, books particularly of the young adult lit variety, internet, gaming, and casual roleplay. I also doodle and dabble in art and writing (which is not fit for mortal eyes). If you see a "Froggy Horntail" who's a paranoid, procrastinatory, zombie-loving, violence-obsessed, oblivious and behind the times furry who thinks they're an artist running around? Chances are it's me. Basically, I'm everything the internet warned you about and parodies in their shitty flashes on this site in one convenient package.

Also, there's only nine things that fill me with insurmountable rage. Stereotypical furries, illogically frustrating games (not just a challenge, but ridiculously overly hard), rude idiots, illiteracy and grammar incompetence, reality TV, the cold, fleas, the color pink, and Twilight. Oh so much hate for Twilight. Twilight is what happened when literature went to die. I'm also terrified of cockroaches, dolphins, monkeys, and strange noises in the woods at night.

If you've read this far, congrats, you have more patience for my fuckery than anticipated. If you're smart, we should collab on something together sometime. Or discuss Lemony Snicket conspiracy theories. That sort of thing. Also, read the fanfic Two Step by disruptedoriginal if you like Left 4 Dead 2. It's tear-jerkingly good.